tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73590622011-04-21T20:34:14.122-07:00SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359062.post-1090637386974112212004-07-23T19:25:00.000-07:002004-07-23T19:54:53.963-07:00<span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Well, it's been awhile but we are back in ACTION! Kinda like Looney Tunes back in action! And so is our bad spelling, so enjoy you heap load of crap!</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">K to the immy and K to the elsey are here right now...well who else would it be? Why, crazy serial killers yes.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">So we heard on the radio that there is such a thing as a 4 wheel motorcycle, is that stupid or what? "What not good enough for 2 wheels?" AH! Losers.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Here's what we came up with...</span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"><img src="<a" href="http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/1f/fb/Pacific_Cycle_16_Girls_Daisy_Childrens_Starter_Bicycle_with_Training_Wheels_Toys-resized200.jpg" />http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/1f/fb/Pacific_Cycle_16_Girls_Daisy_Childrens_Starter_Bicycle_with_Training_Wheels_Toys-resized200.jpg</a></a>></img></img> <br />We prefer the above one more, and we'd love to see a femme boy ride it.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Remember when bikes were cool?</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Ha.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">"Mwaahh" -Us</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">"Garret and ice cube" -Kim (The sign actually said 'Grab a Cold One') We can't spell or read correctly...or type.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">We are the people who laugh when we hear about kids choking on balloons, and we are the same people who laugh at kids drowning in pools and falling off roofs. It's a sick world, but somoene has to enjoy it.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Here's Oscar eating poop, he's our friend, because he eats poop like us too!</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">:no image: Just imagine a dog named Oscar eating poop. Yess...poooooop.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">Bananas in pajamas....we want a picture of this...maybe if we get bored enough tonight we will make some pajamas for some bananas and take them down the stairs and take their pictures. Ohhh yah.</span></span> <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;"></span></span>&nbsp; <br /><span style="font-size:+0;"><span style="font-size:+0;">...more to come later! So look back.</span></span> <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7359062-109063738697411221?l=morphinesexandrazorblades.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359062.post-1088988558421532982004-07-04T17:31:00.000-07:002004-07-04T17:49:18.420-07:00We are back...oooh baby, cream your panties with lushious filling. Now that we're both ungrounded, we can update more regularrly. (stay tuned for more crappy spelling) OMG! We found our Heaven!!!!! <a href=http://www.livejournal.com/community/boyskissing/>BOYS KISSING!!!!!!!</a> Like...drool. <br /> <br />Penis Police t-shirts are in the making....for surely. <br /><img src=http://ipotter.phoenixhollow.co.uk/images/joke.gif></img> <br />And yes, we are serious, they cream our *TWINKIES*! <br /> <br /><img src=http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/crashed_N_burnd/wow1.bmp></img> <br />...speechless... <br /> <br />"I'll die without Kelsey." -Kim <br />"Ohhh...I have to fart." -Kelsey <br /> <br /><img src=http://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v152/FshnSocialite/26980243461_468_1.jpg></img> <br />It's a fart monkey! <br /> <br /><img src=http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/xxpink/06-12-04_2052.jpg></img> <br />We thought this was Lewis...and then Kim was like, "It's that fat lying Mexican!!" <br />Mwahahahahahhaha!!!! <br /> <br />Two-Shay <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7359062-108898855842153298?l=morphinesexandrazorblades.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359062.post-1088112822239999622004-06-24T14:26:00.000-07:002004-06-24T14:33:42.240-07:00It smells like that little rotten catfish again, it must be that time once again... <br /> <br />Boys will be girls will be boys. <br /> <br /><img src=www.uglycars.fws1.com/ images/pt-cruiser.jpg></img> <br />Kim: Awww GROSS! <br />Kelsey: It looks like a miget funeral car. <br /> <br /><img src=www.weirdoug.com/ portfolio13.html></img> <br />This is what Dr.Phil looks like... <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.opdebeeck.com/afbeeldingen/karikatuurschetsen/large/dr%20phil%20mc%20graw.jpg></img> <br />This is what we think Dr.Phil should look like, and we'd watch his show if he actually looked like this... <br /> <br />...more to come TONIGHT!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7359062-108811282223999962?l=morphinesexandrazorblades.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359062.post-1087602355541857262004-06-18T16:03:00.000-07:002004-06-18T16:45:55.543-07:00The grusome twosome. And we cannot spell...or type. <br />We want our bar BLT's...from..the BAR! <br />We will live off bar food. <br />And drinks. <br /> <br />Kim: Caffiene is a fiend, but a good fiend of mine. <br />Kelsey: My farts smell like a little rotten cabbage. <br />Kim: Did you just say my farts smell like a little rotten catfish? <br />Kelsey: Yeah sure. I made you cry...and hyperventalate. <br /> <br />Please note: Our spelling sucks. <br /> <br /><img src=http://profiler.hp.infoseek.co.jp/image/gacy2.gif></img> <br />Pogo the clown, he smells like pogo sticks. <br /> <br />Kim: Big hairy penis. <br />Kelsey: In my pants, it's 2 solid inchs of RAW power...2 inches, FROM THE GROUNNNNDDD! <br />Kim: *coos* <br />Kelsey: *weezer laugh* <br />Kim: *pees pants* ...wait that's Kelsey. <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/eft/urban/images/lrgv/kill.jpg></img> <br />Roadkill can be entertaining, well...to idoits like us. So...go figure. <br /> <br /><img src=http://home.att.net/~spiderhunters/attachments/hyena1.jpg></img> <br />Kelsey: That's 'scad'. <br />Kim: It's just sleeping...with its guts hanging out. <br />Kelsey: Well...in that case, it's fine. <br /> <br />Kelsey: I wonder what a fart looks like? <br />Kim: Let's find out! *searches Google* <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.vniisdm.ru/boxers/photos/boys/fart.jpg></img> <br />And, that my friends, is what a fart looks like. <br />There's Fart...Fart the dog. <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.the-scientist.com/images/yr2001/jul23/taco.gif></img> <br />That taco, that's the lying fat Mexican. <br /> <br />"Comeon Emma" <br /> <br /><img src=http://heina.free.fr/dessins/cute_monster.jpg></img> <br />These are your turds, and they're happy to see you. *pops a boner* <br /> <br />Kim: Bondage porn. <br />Kelsey: Mom porn? <br />Kim: BONDAGE! <br /> <br />Now, where are those BLT's? <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.fuckingmachines.com/images/animated%20gif%27s/newmachine1.gif></img> <br />Kim: I want one. <br />Kelsey: Well, we have our vibrators to make fucking machines... <br /> <br /><img src=http://www.cybernetentertainment.com/models/shoots/1887/6.jpg></img> <br />We wish this was a guy. <br /> <br />And we learned something today. <br />All Mexicans lie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7359062-108760235554185726?l=morphinesexandrazorblades.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7359062.post-1087598203183453702004-06-18T15:35:00.000-07:002004-06-18T15:36:43.183-07:00First post in this spankin' new blog. <br />Please note: this WILL offend you... <br />AND... <br />We don't care!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7359062-108759820318345370?l=morphinesexandrazorblades.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SexXcorehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16652474291111681153noreply@blogger.com0